Dorothy Shoes...

There is a reason why I refer to myself in this blog (as well as in my other blogs) as "The Orgasmic Beauty in Scarlet Shoes."

First, I have been described as "orgasmic" by my orgmates at UJP-UP, primarily because of how much I playfully harass Weng, an orgmate and a dear friend (who's happily married now to a wonderful lady). In one of the sigsheets which was used as an assignment booklet for aspiring UJP members, one of Weng's codes was, "Bilis, Tuxedo Mask! Andyan na si Sailormars!" Back then, I still had a good body to show, accented by a 24-inch waistline. (I still have a 24-inch waistline...it's somewhere in the other inches.)

Second, I have been known by my pair of red shoes. My first pair was a cute ballet flats number which I often used for dancing. (There must be something with red shoes for dancing that attracts so much attention.) When that pair gave up from being worn too much, I changed to a pair of red alligator-skin loafers. When that died out on me, I found another pair of red shoes...until I moved to Davao.

I don't remember having any pair of red shoes since I moved. (Well, I do have a pair of red sandals, but I don't count them as shoes.) Maybe because the footwear trend changed from shoes to sandals and slippers. On the other hand, I found myself being more comfy in a good pair of sneakers.

And then last Saturday, I saw a pair of red shoes. It's so read you'd be blind not to notice it. And I told myself I'm going to buy it.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get my money withdrawn from the bank...ATM problems.

I hope the pair is still there until I buy it.

Because I can be bitchy sometimes...

Classy things to say when stressed:

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up." (I've used this before.)
5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
6. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting."
7. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
8. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
9. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
10. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?"
11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
16. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
17. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
18. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality." (Hah! My favorite!)
19. "Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done."
20. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" (I think I used this in a fanfic sometime back.)
21. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
22. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
23. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
24. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
25. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

And if you kow more, feel free to add.

Something people call "memes"

I've always enjoyed these things...

1. Bakit ka nahuhuli sa pila bago mag-flag ceremony? Nasa tapat lang ng bahay namin ang school. Akala ko ako si Darna na makakayang magbihis, lumabas ng bahay, tumawid ng highway...all in 2 minutes.
   
2. Anong favorite mong bilhin sa canteen? RC Cola at Humpy Dumpy orange
   
3. Na-guidance/principal's/csde office ka ba? No. Mabait ako...dati.
   
4. Sinong favorite teacher mo doon? Si Sir Ernie Alcantara
   
5. Sinong HATEST teacher mo doon? Marami...Reynante, Gregorio
   
6. Saan ka usually tumatambay? Why? Sa walkway. Madali maghintay dun ng crush. At saka sa storeroom sa likod ng room namin nung third year kami.
   
7. What's your most unforgettable experience sa high school mo? First time kong magkaroon ng manliligaw.
   
8. Varsity? If you will count the cheerleading squad and the dance troupe as varsity.
   
9. Sinong una mo'ng nakilala sa high school mo? Si Ruby.
   
10. Sinong mga kabarkada mo nung nag-graduate ka? Si Kenting at si Wheng
    
11. Nami-miss mo na ba 'yung uniform mo? Oo kasi pinalitan nila ng hindi maganda
    
12. Ilang beses mo'ng nawala ang ID mo? Never!
    
13. Favorite teacher's quotable quote? "Oo sandali, kukunin ko lang ang ating banner..." (It's more effective spoken than written)
    
14. Most unforgettable person? Why? Si Derick. Syet. Perslab eh.
    
15. Kailan sa tingin mo darating ang yearbook? Dumating na.
    
16. I-describe mo ang mukha mo sa grad pic. Bwek!
    
17. Anong binibili mo sa labas tuwing uwian? Songhits! Baliw na baliw ako nun sa New Kids On The Block
    
18. Nakakita ka na ba ng multo sa school? Hindi. Third eye blind.
    
19. Nangarag ka ba sa updating/paghahabol sa graduation? No.
    
20. Ano'ng unang-una mo'ng ginawa right after graduation? Kumain sa KFC.
    
21. Anong contests ang sinalihan/napanalunan mo? Sa Spelling Bee...saka sa Extemporaneous Speech
    
22. Kumusta naman ang Intrams? Nakakatakot para sa akin kasi nakikipaglaro ako niyan kay Kamatayan dahil hinahagis kami sa ere para sa mga stunts.
    
23. Favorite janitor/janitress? Di ko alam.
    
24. Kung papalitan ang color ng uniform mo, anong kulay? Bakit? Pinalitan na nga nila, eh.
    
25. Nasa Friendster mo ba 'yung crush mo nung high school? Eh yung kaaway mo to the nth level? Ay, oo.
    
26. Did you ever regret going to your high school? No.
    
27. Sino sa mga ka-batch mo ang dapat napasali sa Starstruck? Si Minerva siguro.
    
28. Saan ka nag-aaral ngayon? Course? USEP. MS DevCom Management. Graduate school, 'tol!
    
29. Sino ang favorite love team mo sa high school? Ako saka yung crush ko.
    
30. Anu-ano ang section mo? From 1st to 4th year: Ilang-Ilang, Pearl, Narra, Rizal