I have been quiet for a long time now...

And I just have to say this to you.

If you are going to greet me a happy birthday with all the trimmings of excuses because this happened to you...or because you couldn't reach me [which really is just plain bullshit, anyway...but more on that later]...or because of whatever alibi you could pull out of your hat, please lang, DON'T BOTHER SENDING ME A GREETING because it wouldn't take a magi to realize there's nothing sincere about it.

You said you couldn't text me because you lost your contacts when you lost your phone last year and you couldn't get them back. You have Bhex's number. Did you ask her? I didn't think so. For crying out loud, your brother has my number! Would it take THAT much effort from you to at least ask me "Hoy, ano nga ba number mo" through y!m? Kelan lang ba nagloko ang y!m mo?

I wasn't demanding for you to greet me, but if you perceive what you did to be some act of "kindness", just forget it because it's obviously not. Even a stupid person would know that.

I did thank you because I wouldn't want to be bastos. But what you did even before I said thank you, binastos mo na ako.

Kaya please lang, next time, don't bother.