Ano daw?

These seriously cracked me up. Ain't quite funny for non-native Filipino speakers though...

1. The more, the manyer.
2. It's a no win-win situation.
3. Come! Let's join us!
4. Are you joking my leg?
5. It's not my problem anymore; it's your problem anymore.
6. You can never can tell.
7. Let's give them a big hand of applause! (I also seem to remember hearing someone say, "Let's give him a warm of applause!")
8. Been there, been that.
9. Forget it about it.
10. Give him the benefit of the daw.
11. It's a blessing in the sky.
12. One of these days is not like the other.
13. In the wink of an eye.
14. For all intense and pruposes.
15. I ran into some errands.
16. Whatever you say so.
17. Can't you just cut me some slacks?