Because I can be bitchy sometimes...

Classy things to say when stressed:

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up." (I've used this before.)
5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
6. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting."
7. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
8. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
9. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
10. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?"
11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
16. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
17. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
18. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality." (Hah! My favorite!)
19. "Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done."
20. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" (I think I used this in a fanfic sometime back.)
21. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
22. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
23. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
24. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
25. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

And if you kow more, feel free to add.